
Multi-award-winning South African-New Zealander Urzila Carlson is one of Australia and New Zealand’s biggest comedy stars, and she’s bringing her trademark cheeky wit back to UK stages in 2025 with the You Don’t Say Tour.
You Don’t Say is a show born out of sarcasm and storytelling from the mind of a woman who might be slightly out of her mind! Earlier this year, Urzila was cast in the Netflix and Happy Madison’s rom-com Kinda Pregnant, in an ensemble cast alongside Amy Schumer, Alex Moffat, Damon Wayans Junior and Will Forte scheduled for release in 2025.
After filming the movie in New York, Urzila travelled to Los Angeles to perform her first-ever show in the USA at the Netflix Is A Joke Festival, selling out the iconic Masonic Lodge at Hollywood Forever Cemetery. An undeniable tour de force of the comedy world, Urzila hasn’t stopped since first taking to the comedy stage in 2008. In 2025, Urzila will be doing her first national tour of the USA and her biggest tour of the United Kingdom.
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VENUE: The London Palladium, Argyll Street, London, W1F 7TF
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RUNNING TIME: TBC
AGE RECOMMENDATION: Children under the age of 4 (including babes in arms) will not be admitted into the theatre. Anyone aged 15 or under must be accompanied by an adult (18+) and may not sit on their own within the auditorium. All persons entering the theatre, regardless of age, must have a valid ticket.
SHOW GENRE: Comedy
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The Hall of Fame Pass
£45 pp
- Skip the queue on arrival and use our VIP Entrance
- Greeted and hosted by our team of Red Coat Butlers
- A reserved table in the Hall of Fame, available 1 hour before the show
- Pre-show drinks, including beers, wines, spirit mixers and soft drinks
- Savoury bar snacks
- Dedicated washroom facilities
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