Right, what is Behind the Fringe? Well, it’s more of an ‘evening with’ than anything else. Some chatter at the beginning – boots; eye-liner; the wonder of melted cheese; why holidays are awful; the importance of a man who doesn’t believe in star signs, and why people who name their cars should be avoided. I know. Sounds absolutely horrendous. On the upside there will be a mass live fringe trim on stage.

Act two is all about you, the audience. Think large velvet chair (I cannot confirm it will be vel-vet) and me interviewing anyone who ticked a box on arrival. Potential for matchmaking, fact checking and soul searching before a big sing song (Frozen’s Let It Go probably) and then we head for home.